June 2012
fuckmathematics:
i wish i could tell you i love you right now but i dont
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
May 2012
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
kosetsu:
It’s funny how one word can destroy someone’s feelings.
You would look cute with me.
